July 13, 2009...7:10 pm

Because I can’t seem to keep it brief

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In an effort to grant you a reprieve from the usual long-windedness known as Terri’s posts, I give you…

A picture:

Mark and his new wheels

Mark's new toy by you.

…AND…

A Picture with Quiz:

Banana by you.

Terri’s coworker, M felt the need to take a picture of her with a banana today because:

  1. M is on the National Banana Council and needs promotional photos
  2. Terri is trying out to be the next Chiquita Banana girl. She wants to have a reason to wear one of those Carmen Miranda fruit-basket-hat things at all times because fixing her hair every day is just a pain in the butt.
  3. Terri once told M about a spontaneous and ridiculous, but funniest adventure ever; a 2:00 a.m. after-bar trip with her best friend to a “toy” store in Minneapolis. M said she wanted to do that too. M told her new boyfriend that Terri was going to take her to the big “toy” store in Minneapolis if they are ever in the position to take a spontaneous and ridiculous 2:00 a.m. after-bar trip. Now M’s boyfriend wants to see what kind of lunatics M works with. Terri thought the banana was a nice touch. Terri and M currently have no plans to go out, get drunk, or go wandering downtown Minneapolis at 2:00 a.m.
  4. None of the above. Terri is just a little crazy at times.

That’s all. I know. Hard to believe, isn’t it?

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